10 phases of dating
You put in the time and effort, your liver has certainly paid for it and it is now time to finally get to know the person you’ve been having sex with all this time. Keep all the lovey-dovey romance stuff to yourself and, whatever you do, do not look him/her in the eyes when in the midst of coitus.Talking is recommended, but beware of throwing any romance into the mix. When you’re done, finish with a firm handshake or a high five.The good news is, you have a safety net to fall on in case nothing else works out. In fact, most relationships of such caliber fail miserably. You can at least update your Facebook status and make all your friends jealous!
Here are the more easily recognizable stages: Regardless of whether you met on the street, in a coffee shop, at your yoga class or in the park, the first date tallies up to one thing: either a successful or failed one-night stand.It doesn’t matter what the initial intentions are – not as if you know what the other person’s intentions are anyway – on the first date you’re either sleeping together or not.Depending on the results of this stage, you’ll move on to stage 2.Or, as I have already mentioned, it could be the end of the road.After a couple of dates, it turns out that you aren’t really interested in each other.